It's a Statement Piece

I'm sick with another cold and watching too much Dateline. I am always baffled by what Lester Holt thinks is abnormal to own and, in fact, by owning makes you a pretty good murder suspect.

Full Ninja Suit? Who doesn't have one (or two)?

Anatomy Posters? I need them to figure out what is hurting.

Large collection of knives? I would judge if they are terrible, ugly knives ... except I kind of like tacky knives too.

Has too many swords? That's just crazy, there are never too many swords.

Then Amazon suggested this to me:

I feel like I could find a way to declare to the world I was a deranged person for cheaper than $80. 

Part of me thinks it is hilarious that the color is described as "Coral". Who thought this was a good idea? And is there a Dateline episode about them.....