Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Stabbed in the Face: Day 2

Astute readers may have noticed that I didn't list the lessons I learned from getting stabbed in the face and having my fencing mask bash me in the nose. That was because I didn't, at the time, think I had learned anything new.

Stabbed in the Face = Bad  (yep learned that already)
Wear Safety Equipment (yawn)
Ice Injuries (holding a pint of ice cream against it counts, right?)
Don't Taunt Your Opponent (don't plan to learn that lesson)

Day 2 and my face hurt. I assumed because my nose wasn't broken, the bleeding stopped pretty quick, and there was minimal bruising and swelling on my nose and eyebrow that I could ignore it. But Ouch. All Day Ouchy - Ouch.

Soooo then I decided to go to BJJ. You know, the class that squishes your face.

I got to learn my lesson after all.

Pain Makes You Stupid

I was so distracted by the pain in my face and nose that I made stupid errors in my hand and arm placement that got my fingers rolled back. That distracted me to somehow twist my elbow (not bad, but still). Most of all I just couldn't CONCENTRATE any time pressure was applied to my nose.

I left before I had more body parts in pain than I had ice packs and I'll be fine in a day or two.

Sigh, learning stuff sometimes kind of sucks.

Sunday, January 26, 2020

Mask Fit Check

I asked my Fencing opponent to stab me in the face multiple times to see if I had gotten the Velcro on my mask and overlay fitted properly..... Good news: the overlay stays on! Bad News: Ouch!

Friday, January 24, 2020

Iron Gate HEMA at Fechtschule Sacramento 2019!



Fun at HEMA tournament: Swords, Blood, & Excitement!!!

I Have Found the Perfect Icing Combo!


There are two things that all my friends and family know about me: 1) I get bruised a lot and 2) I hate the cold. I put off icing injuries because of how much I hate the cold.

Wednesday I found the perfect solution! Wrap a refrigerated beaded cold pack around the injury and put the waaaay too cold freezer pad under it to keep the beads from warming up in 3 seconds like they normally do!

Now if I could just find a way to make myself actually REST injuries....